My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's official drugs can't kill me
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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