You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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