Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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