so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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