just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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