My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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