I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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