I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
