Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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