Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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