She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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