You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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