I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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