she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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