your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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