I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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