Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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