the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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