apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.