So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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