Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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