Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
we should paint friendship bongs
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