My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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