Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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