i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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