I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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