: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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