Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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