David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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