They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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