thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I pour the whiskey from now on
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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