I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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