Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.