No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.