Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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