I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.