we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Found the puke drawer
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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