If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Sorry about my life...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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