How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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