it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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