so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I think I am morally bankrupt
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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