whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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