p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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