My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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