uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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