He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Randomize
