You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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