Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
