HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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