one two three fourrrrnication!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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