Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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