Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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