Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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