I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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