Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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