i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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