After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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