Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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