he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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