they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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