Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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